A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry [...]

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
No one expects you to run–anywhere.
People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won’t wear out.
You can eat [...]

Change, indeed.

You have probably seen in many of catalogs that you are getting in the mail that you can force bulbs to produce cheery plants in the middle of winter. Amaryllis, daffodils and tulips are the favorites. However, with us all on tight budget maybe learning how to force bulbs instead of rely on someone else [...]