My 1 day employment 
    
So after landing my new job as a   Wal-Mart   greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…  
About two hours into my first day on the job a very
‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.  
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? [...]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats..
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
[...]

Gonna be a bear
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that [...]

A  young couple moved into a new neighborhood
The next morning while they were eating breakfast,
The young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
‘That  laundry is not very  clean,’ she said.
‘She  doesn’t know how to wash  correctly.
Perhaps she needs better  laundry soap.’
Her husband looked on, but remained  silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to [...]

 
Today is one of those dreary October days when it is a little bit cooler and the sky is grey. I was feeling in a funk when I started out this day because I had to take care of some unpleasant business. And as the day got going I thought, man I am just going [...]

Photo Credit:  gmonster25
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry
Last Memorial Day weekend my husband picked me up at the airport after a great visit with family. Once we cleared the airport we decided to settle in and talk about the trip. We were both tired beyond measure and catching up on all the family news when there in our [...]